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Enter the lexicon...

Like enter the dragon, except this even average joes like us can do it.Here is a phrase that is so purely awesome I know you will all start using it. Then you will think about the ramifications and...

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end the at beginning

Yeah, so that needs read backwards, title does...as this disjointed post, thought maybe it should all be hard to read i guess. Had lots of time to think the last couple three days. Got really sick yet...

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He got involved why?

Fair warning. This post deals with politics. If you are a Democrat, you WILL be offended. If you are a Republican, you WILL be offended. If you are left-wing, you WILL be offended. If you are...

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Google Blogger is stepping backward

I comment from time to time on a few blogs. I enjoy reading the blog, the comments, and responses to comments.It used to be easy. You just clicked the subscribe by email tag when you commented and...

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Neckbeard Paradise will take you down

Tonight was the debut game for Neckbeard Paradise. I had some trepidation. As much as I love basketball, I have been playing so much racquetball that I was afraid my fitness gains...which have been...

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Hahahahah this is NEWS?

All I saw was the headline, but it was more than enough to send me into gales of laughter.The AFL-CIO is endorsing...wait for it, be ready to gasp in surprise...Obama. Wow, did not see that one coming....

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The return of "that guy"

For most of my life, I could quite fairly (and, to be honest, kindly) be termed a jerk, jackass, or whatever harsh term you desire to put in there.My competitive drive was second to none. There was no...

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When losing is winning

I have several times mentioned my fear of returning to my hyper competitive ways. The days when I so desperately needed to win that if I should lose to a better player...well, irrelevant because you...

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Happy Birthday To Me

For a few months now the wife and I have been having a dialogue. Time to reveal a closely held secret; about 3 weeks ago I had started packing my stuff. I was planning on putting in my two weeks notice...

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Wearing Down

Last week in mexico I did...well...basically nothing. A little bit of walking, a couple hundred pushups and that was it.Tuesday I played softball which is a very low impact sport. Thursday played...

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Of tools and jerks

While we were in Cabo, for our anniversary my wife got to do the "dolphin encounter" where you get in the water, a dolphin kisses you, you "dance with the dolphin", it waves at you, splashes you, does...

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to easy to lose touch

Since I have spent hours upon hours staring at computer screens at work and working on my weight issues, I seldom read blogs any more.The sad result is I have lost touch with the day to day of some of...

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Of epic drives and epic-er fails

So a week and change ago, I was coming back from Nebraska with the Goose. We were driving her car...a Hybrid.Now, normally I drive a Mustang. That car has juice...you breathe on the gas pedal and find...

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Who you should vote for this Presidential Campaign

Got an e-mail today suggesting people not donate to Romney due to his exclusion of the grass-roots portions of the Republican side.It is a sentiment I agree with.Where I disagree is they said, "We...

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The Ladder Principle

Since last June I have been lifting weights, and the principle I bought into was one stating that the most "gains" the typical person makes are done in approximately 60 reps a week. You make gains...

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18 things to know before you vote

The following is an email that has been sent to me somewhere in the neighborhood of a half dozen times from various people. Read first, then after the row of asterisks, my thoughts.#1 Today there are...

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We already knew New York sucked

Lets get the bias out of the way up front. I despise New York. I hate their elitism, the crowding, the self-centeredness and self-importance.I have less interest in visiting there than I have in...

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I guess I am an athlete after all

This past Saturday I participated in a 13 team tennis tournament. My partner Molly and I outlasted the other 12 teams to take hoe the traveling trophy, winning the doubles tournament. It got me to...

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on Parenthood

For a few days we had early signs there was potential that we might be having a kid. This is a subject I have always had mixed emotions about.On the one hand, there is part of me that really wants...

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Needless to say

There are a lot of banal phrases, slang terms, etc. that enter the lexicon.Sounds like a great name for a movie about a kung-fu expert trying to modify the dictionary: "Enter the Lexicon"*.But that is...

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